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Joke of the Day
"My wife is weird... She begins every conversation with ""Were you even listening to me?"""
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"So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry."
"Who laughs the last? The one who you have to explain the joke to."
"Why do college students already get up at 7? Because the supermarket closes at 7:30"
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"I just came up with the BEST joke for Trump Trump is like gold. Incredibly dense, but somehow worth something."
"Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store"
"What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose? A small medium at large."
"What's Hitler's favorite species of shark? The Great White."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis... LADDER! I said ladder!"