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Joke of the Day

"I just came up with the BEST joke for Trump Trump is like gold. Incredibly dense, but somehow worth something."

"I was going to make a gay joke. Butt fuck it, that's not cool. Cum on guys."

"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after the third 'Ho'"

"So, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel and a firearms licence to shoot them. This is not as easy as I was led to believe"

"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."

"What's more Irish than eating potatoes? Not eating potatoes."

"A guy fell in stairs.. A guy fell in stairs & got hurt, his friend told him ""put ice where you got hurt"", he took ice & put it on the stairs."

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."