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Joke of the Day

"Who laughs the last? The one who you have to explain the joke to."

"did you know that the earth used to be 100% water? that was until yo momma got thirsty."

"Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks."

"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"

"Did you hear about the suicide bomber that became a Youtube sensation? He never thought he'd blow up like this."

"what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."

"You may say the glass is half full or half empty. I say fill the rest of my damn cup!"

"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"

"GF: *vomiting in sink* Ugh morning sickness Me: Wait. . . wh-what? GF: I'm pregnant Me: Woah, slow down. Why did you call me sickness?"