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Joke of the Day

"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."

"I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash."

"2 guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks"

"Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it."

"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."

"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"

"The police came to my door to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. The fuck they are, I said. My dogs don't even have bikes."

"If Amy Schumer was a football player, what team would she play for? The Stealers."

"Dear @Ford what about an f-150 you could drive standing up in the bed like the truck was a boat"

"I just read somewhere that Reddit is dead I think I misreddit"