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Joke of the Day
"What do old people always keep in their back pocket? Depends."
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"My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes"
"Had a dream some of my friends were mooning me, woke up at the crack of Don."
"What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."
"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer? You only have to punch the information into a computer once."
"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Cuz there's no way that amount of shit can fit into a normal shoe"
"Sex between 3 people is a threesome, 2 is a twosome... Does that make me a handsome guy?"
"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."
"Did you know that the NY Jets are 0-2 against Pittsburgh in the NFL Playoffs? Turns out Jet fuel can't melt Steeler dreams."