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Joke of the Day

"Sure, Michelle Obama said those words first but Melania Trump had the imagination to say them like an operative in a cold war spy thriller."

"Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today... He just yelled at me."

"Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot."

"What do you call a Pokemon with a STD? Vulvasoar"

"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."

"Do you wish you were always broke? Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you"

"Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard."

"This girl text me: ""your adorable I text back: no YOU'RE adorable Now she likes me and I was just pointing out her typo..."

"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."

"Buying a new phone is basically being forced into a not so fun game of ""how long can I go without dropping it."" Same thing with babies."