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Joke of the Day

"Sure, Michelle Obama said those words first but Melania Trump had the imagination to say them like an operative in a cold war spy thriller."

"I had to fire my secretary after she got implants... She used to work for a flat rate, then she demanded I pay her an inflated rate."

"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just need to call a repairman."

"Why didn't Mr. Clean's wife ever get pregnant? He comes in a bottle. - My grandma."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."

"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"

"What do fishermen do at a their conferences? Network."

"you got mad on your own you can get happy on your own -me giving a baby advice"

"What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives?? Rama llama ding dongs"

"There should be a branch of the government that just helps people who get stood up."