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Joke of the Day
"What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!"
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"damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about"
"What do you call a Greek virgins anus? A loophole Credit to Doug Benson"
"[hits you in the face with newspaper] ""Sorry, I thought your eyebrows were caterpillars."""
"I dont like circles They're *pointless*"
"What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician? Houdini."
"What's the worst thing to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band? The Talking Heads"
"Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words, ""STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTE SHIT"""