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Joke of the Day
"What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!"
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"I repaired my watch with some old parts. It's got a second-hand second hand."
"[Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say"
"Have you heard about corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"
"Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped up and said ""TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!"""
"Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type. Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot."
"Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*"
"Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder."
"During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless.. .. Girl: What the heck are you doing?? Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called ""buffering"""
"What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !"