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Joke of the Day

"Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder."

"Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station The cops have nothing to go on."

"Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016 Sure showed them"

"does anyone know what to do if you carve a pumpkin that is too scary. i cant go in my kitchen"

"We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? 'cause if they fell forward, they'd still be in the Fuckin' boat! I'll show myself out."

"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"

"Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is??? All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal."

"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"

"""VROOM VROOM! VROOM VROOM VROOM! SCREECH!"" - Entire script for Fast and the Furious 6"