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Joke of the Day

"If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value. You know.... Squid Pro Quo"

"""would u like some dessert?"" i ask the moose head above the fireplace ""no thanks im stuffed"" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice"

"The Karma cafe has no menus. You get served what you deserve."

"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"

"In soviet Russia..... Road crosses chicken"

"A really drunk guy... A really drunk guy gets into a taxi and says ""Heeeyy cab guy, can I leave the pizza and the beer in the front seat?"" ""yeah no problem"" -BHLUAGHH-"

"A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: ""You must be single."" He got fired."

"I am constantly putting things where they don't belong, like the cereal in the fridge or my keys in the laundry or my faith in other people."

"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"

"Women hate to be stereotyped. .. They're all like that."