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"So i asked this girl to have phone sex with me.. She said she cant, because she has Virgin Mobile.."

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""" You should date black guys"" - how girls tell each other they're fat"
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"A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy The priest says, ""let's fuck him."" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
"Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator? He wanted cold cuts."
"What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A: a receding hare-line."
"*Neighbor text - Sorry for using your wife. Use only when you're not at home* *Shoots Wife* *Neighbor text again - I mean 'Wifi' not wife*"
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"
"Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . . . . . Remember, none of your friends do."
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