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Joke of the Day

"My daughter loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell her they don't exist in real life, just on tv."

"my girlfriends dad asked me what I do but apparently your daughter wasn't the answer"

"Rhianna How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown? White and gold."

"Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements"

"Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month. She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro."

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"Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name? Because he was feeling a little horse."

"The world seems like a beautiful place until you realize that there isn't one thing that hasn't been shoved up a butt."

"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."

"Yelling out ""Stranger Danger!"" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code."