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Joke of the Day

"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."

"Why did Marxism never catch on in England? Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea."

"What version of windows does Jesus use? XP Edit: [Explanation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho)"

"If I wore these clothes yesterday but no one saw me in them, did I really wear them."

"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women..."

"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they don't like dicks."

"This watch means a lot to me, I got it from my Jewish Grandfather He sold it to me on his deathbed."

"Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink? For shits and giggles"

"Looked at changing my name to Bieber so I could get RT'd. Realized I can't b/c I have a penis."

"What do you call a lizard that doesn't work? A reptile dysfunction."