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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."

"Julian Assange became a role model for hackers worldwide by crashing at a friend's place indefinitely & never paying his share of any bills."

"Why did Pinocchio tell lies? Because he was a fucking liar! -from Louis CK's AMA-"

"Did you hear about the farmer who's wife left him? She left him a ""John Deere"" letter"

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."

"""Don't you play stupid with me!"" shouted my wife. ""Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?"" I replied."

"Welcome to the punctuation store, where we serve all your daily punctuating needs! https://sites.google.com/site/thepunctuationstore/"

"When did the 100 years war get serious? When the English got Crecy"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the Chamber."

"What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? ""I'd tap that."""