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Joke of the Day
"I put the p in pants."
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"Why can't you run in a campground? Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out."
"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."
"I heard if you went on a diet.. you could end world hunger."
"Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for ""hardcore poem""?"
"Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions"
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Condoms."
"I saw someone litter a picture of Kim Kardashian. What a waist!"
"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a revolver yelling ""Who's been screwing my wife?"" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, ""You don't have enough ammo, mate!"""