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Joke of the Day

"mother-in-law (on FB): I'm tired of everyone being so condesending *wife tackles me before I can write ""you spelled 'condescending' wrong""*"

"Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must've spent hours in the bathroom."

"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"

"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"

"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""

"The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face."

"What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for? Assault and battery"

"You had me at, ""we'll make it look like an accident."""

"Islam IS a RACE to the 7th century."