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Joke of the Day
"Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must've spent hours in the bathroom."
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"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? ""You going to eat that?"""
"What's the number for poison control? Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough."
"I bought a new stick of deodorant today and the instructions say to remove the top and push up bottom I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely"
"Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'"
"The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole."
"[Travels back in time] Me: Abe, what do you think America looks like in the future? Lincoln: United as one nation... Me: Wrong! FATTER."
"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."
"Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)"