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Joke of the Day

"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it."

"Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""

"Feed me once shame on you, Feed me twice i'm moving in."

"What is yellow and lives off dead Beatles? Yoko Ono"

"It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey, but I've turned myself around."

"I'm a humanitarian. I prefer my human cooked with scallions and a little Worcestershire sauce."

"Women jokes The fact is that I don't like jokes about women, period."

"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"

"As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself: ""I'm going to get thrown out of this home depot in a minute."""

"My next song is about subtraction. Take it away..."