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Joke of the Day

"My next song is about subtraction. Take it away..."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"

"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"

"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."

"Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world? It's capital has been Dublin for a long time."

"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."

"When you're sad, no one sees your tears. When you're happy, no one sees your smile. But try jacking off in the subway. Then *everybody* stares."

"I had sex last night. Man I hate prison"

"In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum? No? Well he got stuck in Orbit."

"What does a kite and a stoner have in common? They're both high."