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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bird flies around bays? Bagles"

"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."

"Did anyone see Bob Costas' double pink eye while watching the Olympics? I heard he got it from Putin."

"My neighbour has had a record 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away in fact -StewartFrancis"

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? His wheelchair"

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""

"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."

"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."