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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the party thief? I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake."

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"Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and says, ""Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease?"" The other one looks at him and says, ""Good thing I'm a helicopter."""