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Joke of the Day
"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."
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"Damn girl, are you a condom? Because after I get you off my D, I never want to see you again."
"I've been getting bullied... and I've been thinking about suicide. I would simply just drink BULLEACH."
"Who is tall dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !"
"I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic"
"Why do rednecks like Halloween? Because they can Pump-Kin"
"What are 3 things a black man can't get? A fat lip, a black eye, and a job."
"Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell fish?'"
"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."
"Me: Check out that car. It has 400 horses. 5-year-old: Where does all the poop go?"