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Joke of the Day

"I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic"

"As far as I can tell, a picture is basically just a way short video"

"If it screams, it's not food yet"

"When I grow up I want to be a kid."

"I decided to see what it was like to live as a woman. So I sewed all the pockets of my jeans shut. EDIT: Corrected spelling."

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? No one likes to eat parsely."

"A blessing It is a blessing to hear ""Jesus loves you."" In an American prison, but in a Mexican prison... Oh boy."

"I never did too good in class tests; because I'd have to show on the board how I got my answers & that would've meant drawing me cheating..."

"What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower."

"My life could benefit from a little more Stranger Danger and a little less Acquaintance Maintenance."