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Joke of the Day
"Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in ""The Plunger Games""."
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"What do you call a squashed Italian? A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napolitano"
"Jesse Pinkman created an app that shows which coffee shops are serving Pumpkin Spice flavored beverages... He wrote it in BASIC, Bitch!"
"Wanna hear a joke you don't tell an orphan? Knock knock. Who's there? Not your family."
"Running is a lot more fun when you're laying on the couch and not running"
"The Hamburglar burgled HAM. If he stole burgers, he'd be called the Hamburgerburglar."
"What did Frank say when he dropped his last slice of Pizza Hut in the toilet? ""Pizza shit"""
"Psychedelic Playthings... So I should probably stop covering my child's toys in LSD and leaving them out... ... I've heard they can be a trip hazard."
"*Robot watches me vape* Robot: mm yeah but swallow it"
"A world without women... Would be such a pain in the ass."