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Joke of the Day

"Jesse Pinkman created an app that shows which coffee shops are serving Pumpkin Spice flavored beverages... He wrote it in BASIC, Bitch!"

"Bad advice to give a kleptomaniac... ""You should really take something for that."""

"Unarmed Aeroplanes, America's only weakness. too soon?"

"Sure, my bologna has a first name, but he's a stickler for manners so he insists we still call him Mr. Bologna."

"What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer-weizen."

"men are so polite woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes 5 episodes."

"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."

"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... They'll declare you in Seine"

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"