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Joke of the Day
"What's a redditor's favourite sword move? Riposte!"
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"Did you hear about the new 8bit Nazi Simulator game? It's called Eightolf Bitler."
"I told a man I was voting third party He said, ""That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"" ""Simple,"" I replied, ""I'd pick the bullet."""
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef."
"Maybe your jeans are distressed because you're wearing them?"
"When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse? That's all."
"What's the best thing about going on a surprise vacation with a gay guy? His shit's already packed."
"What do you call a Nazi who survived the war? A veterinarian"
"Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today."
"What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke? Nothing, because he is the one who knocks."