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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef."
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"""Doctor, how's the patient?"" Doctor: He's critical. Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless."
"""Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming"" ""We're not bring ur new chainsaw-"" ""HER NAME'S DEBBY"""
"The thief who stole my calendar... Got 12 months."
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? the execution EDIT: This literally blew up! RIP my inbox"
"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."
"Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at ""the wake"" or whatever"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Strap a steak to the ceiling"
"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"