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Joke of the Day

"Your mama so fat.. Her curve set everyone's grade to A+"

"My dick is like a polygraph... It's only reliable fifty percent of the time"

"Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving ""costume"" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims."

"Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!"

"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."

"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""

"The Titanic was a German philosopher... It got famous for sinking."

"Single? Give your sexual partner a Valentine's Day treat by having a manicure."

"AKA What's another word for Italian cologne? Garlic"

"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."