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Joke of the Day

"Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!"

"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."

"The next Iphone I'm sure the next Iphone will be a big 6s."

"Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's going to be shit."

"I try not to beat live horses, either"

"What are the names of the first two men to get married under the new Irish gay marriage law? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"

"Want to hear the new word I just created? Plagiarism!"

"Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat."

"What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish? Snushi."