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Joke of the Day
"Whats Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"
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"Why can't you surf on microwaves? Because they're too small."
"What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits? A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to u/TheBigDsOpinion"
"On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse."
"If your girlfriend sees where you are coming from chances are she is going to get some on her face."
"Watching police ticket people parked incorrectly that are in church right now and understanding that Jesus and karma have a sense of humor"
"Like prison, most don't learn the life of crime till locked up. Like twitter, I learned to creep into houses and quietly eat their cheese."
"[robbers outside bank] When I said get some masks I meant something creepy like wolf masks ""But can't u feel your pores really opening up?"""
"NSFW Why are vaginas and assholes so close together? So that you can carry a woman like a 6-pack of beer."
"What does a panda say when it's out of food? Chute"