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Joke of the Day

"[creation] GOD: So how do you like the flying? PENGUIN: Meh it's no big deal GOD: Oh is that right"

"What About Having Viagra Jelly Dessert? http://rx-drugsmart.co/product/Viagra+Jelly.html"

"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"

"Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk..."

"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."

"Damn Girl, Are You Harambe's Pit? Cause I wanna drop my children in you"

"*takes bite of cookie* Aw man this is awful *takes another bite* Still bad. But I better eat the rest to see if it gets better"

"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."

"Kevin Smith's new movie looks awful. I think I'd rather watch a movie directed by Southwest Airlines."

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"