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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up."
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"A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman ""hey how much for a drink?"" The barman replies ""For you, no charge"" Bazinga!"
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"I'm considering going vegan because the steaks are too high"
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"A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either."
"What do you call a gay farmer? A jolly rancher!"
"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"
"Did you hear about the new mobile dating app for pedophiles? Kinder."