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Joke of the Day
"*shows up at your work* ""Hi, it's me. From the internet."""
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"What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? ""What makes you tick?"""
"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""
"What's the capital of Zimbabwe? Hyper-inflated."
"@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze... it's like a little party on your face."
"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"
"*2 year old runs by screaming* *72 ducks chasing her* ""YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF THE BREAD."""
"I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."
"What fruit fits best in your palm? a palm-agranate!"
"Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan."