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"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"
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"In the event of death... find peace in Trump."
"I've been trying to give myself a sexchange... but I just can't pull it off."
"A pianist is currently on trial. He was accused of fingering A Minor."
"You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!"
"Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks."
"What do Ebola patients eat? Abola chicken noodle soup!"
"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."
"A guy walked into a bar... And said, ""Ouch!"" Sorry. It had to be done."
"Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence"