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Joke of the Day

"There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma."

"What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1"

"I tried to do A minor once... But my fingers were to short to reach it on the keyboard"

"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."

"While Facebook was down I walked up to coworkers & just said 'unfriend' or 'like' & walked away then poked 17 people before I got arrested."

"Two goldfish are in a tank... One said, ""you man the guns, and I'll drive""."

"The main reason I got divorced is because I got married."

"How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?"

"Unfortunately, the house having 'period features' turned out to mean we had to get the decorators in once a month."

"THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985): Five white heterosexual suburban American 17-year-olds manage to find common ground."