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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans can you fit in a bus? All of them."
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"How can you tell ignorance from indifference? I don't know and I don't care."
"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""Why?"" To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."
"Doctor doctor I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh I'm all right at night it's in the day I have problems."
"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!"
"A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies."
"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."
"If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits Does that make him a Stalingrad?"
"How does a backwards poet write? Inverse"