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Joke of the Day

"How did the hipster drown? he jumped in the mainstream"

"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"

"Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster."

"11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: ""Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it."" The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking."

"Why did a pile of gravel go to jail? aggregated basalt"

"I'd tell a joke about claustrophobic people, but it might be to tight for you."

"How many feet are in a yard? 4 if you have a dog."

"What do you get when you mix a hamburger with Guinness. A hamburger paddy."

"I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness"

"What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain? She's almost as smart as a man."