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Joke of the Day

"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."

"They didn't leave much room for new models when they called it the 'ULTRA-Sound'. ""Mr Sutherland, I'll book you in for a Sonic-Boom"""

"I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb"

"A humorous joke to say on January 1st, ""I haven't had sex since LAST year!"" When really it's only been 21 years, 3 months and 18 days."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.."

"Where can you find the strongest tea? Cliffsides (because it's so steep)."

"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"

"Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album? People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps"

"Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock? I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!"

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."