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Joke of the Day

"Mommy, what are these? ""Put them back they are sleeping pills!"" Oh, then you shouldn't yell ""Why?"" [whispering] YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP"

"A long one. /| | | | | | | \___"

"Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand."

"Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk? Because it's Homo."

"Why did the priest go to the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning."

"I couldn't sleep because my fan was making loud noises. Yeah,it's a huge metal fan !"

"I tried to blow a hair off my laptop screen so now there's some spit next to the hair."

"Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head."

"I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable."

"what do you call female-to-male sexual reassignment surgery? an addadicktomy"