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Joke of the Day
"Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk? Because it's Homo."
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"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He never crossed the road, he didn't have the guts to do it."
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""
"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."
"[millipede preschool] head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes..."
"Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan..."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."
"What drug is most destructive with phones? Crack."
"Local news : box full of kittens mistaken for a bomb. I have to go to this town. I may be mistaken for Megan Fox."