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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a BMW? I don't have a BMW in my garage. ....and if I did, I *probably* wouldn't masturbate in it."

"Whatever happened to silk underwear? A: Fell through the cracks."

"I try to do my job the way I have sex. Work fast and and get done quick"

"It's a funny old world we live in. Once we had empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries..."

"whats black and doesn't work? decaf coffee, you racist bastard!"

"Why would you never starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."

"My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. ""She must cook great Asian food by now."" ""Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."""

"The movies were right about monkeys ruling the world. They came from Baltimore."

"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse."