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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a BMW? I don't have a BMW in my garage. ....and if I did, I *probably* wouldn't masturbate in it."

"How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What are you talking about? The bulb is fine."

"What do you call a bad Cubs game? Unbearable"

"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."

"the biggest joke of all time Trump"

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"If I say ""Bloody Mary"" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?"

"Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer"

"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"