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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"Bath in Milk Why do you take baths in milk? I can not find a cow tall enough for a shower."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!"

"I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away....Asif Eyecare."

"Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer."

"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"

"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"

"What's a crohn's patient's favourite punctuation? A semi-colon!"

"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."