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Joke of the Day

"It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open."

"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"

"Q: What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow? A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night?!"

"How do tree surgeons live? Life on the hedge!"

"What are green and smell like pork? Kermit's fingers"

"In ""Beantown"" for the night. I expected more burritos."

"What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag"

"I just came up with a great joke about blowjobs. I'd share it, but I'm afraid it'd be in poor taste."

"What's long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine filled with cum."

"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."