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Joke of the Day
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it's a hardware problem."
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"I used to date a dysexic woman... ... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."
"A scientist and a hooker walk into a bar... But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside."
"Have you heard about the two guys who tried to steal a calendar? They each got six months"
"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes.. nothin! You already told her twice"
"A motorist runs over a woman. Who's to blame? The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)"
"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"
"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"
"Did you hear about the man who worked with horses his whole life? He had a stable job. I guess uh.. I'll just leave"
"phones are so much more than just phones nowadays, like they can also be napkins, or paper towels, or tiny depression machines, or napkins"