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Joke of the Day
"I am Poliachi Man laughs, roll on snare drum"
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"What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse"
"My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF."
"""Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"""
"What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher"
"How did the detective solve his cold-case? He put it in a conviction-oven."
"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"
"What do you do to a dead fruit? You *berry* it."
"Am I in a safe neighborhood? I only see 2 stores that exclusively sell lacrosse equipment."
"Did you hear about the new tractor movie? I heard it has a good trailer."