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Joke of the Day
"How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves"
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"I've Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. ""abort it"" he reply's."
"Knock, knock...... Who's there? Do you have a moment to install Windows 10?"
"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."
"For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."
"A deer walks out of a gay bar... ""Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"""
"What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe? Vault Disney"
"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"
"Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment? He can't get out of a bath."
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"