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Joke of the Day

"Don't you get it man? Every single person who has discovered the identity of who let the dogs out has been brutally murdered."

"What do you call a American football team full of retards? Special teams"

"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."

"About 1,503 people died from the titanic disaster. Just let that sink in."

"What's the difference between the stock market and women? With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by batman"

"Imma be, I'm a be, I'm a be, Imma, Imma, Imma be... Just kidding, Imma wasp."

"Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh."

"Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. B essings to you and yours this Yu e season. This is my no-L greeting!"

"Before Batgirl can become Batwoman she has to have a Batmitzvah."