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Joke of the Day

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"

"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"

"What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? Check, mate."

"How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."

"(Season 4 spoilers ) Why did a cock named Oberyn Martell kill the KFC cook? ""You raped her! ! You murdered her! ! You killed her children! !"

"A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum. They described his condition as ""stable"""

"I've never gotten in a car accident whenever I'm drunk or high. So, statistically, based on the data, I am a worse driver when I'm sober. Now where's my whiskey?"

"I'm a fan of Star Wars. So at lunch I saved my pork for last so I could have Ham Solo."