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Joke of the Day

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along."

"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"

"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"

"Why couldn't the drummer make it to the show? He locked the bass player in the car."

"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"

"I just ate lunch at a restaurant that calls french fries, 'Freedom Fries.' Thats just fucking stupid, pardon my freedom."

"Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green."

"What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm? Beets by Dre"

"[job interview] ""You wrote here your biggest weakness is not knowing what irony means."" ""Ironic isn't it? Is it? I don't know."""