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Joke of the Day

"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."

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"I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book... Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost me a fortune in stamps."
"Research shows that, on average, men tend to write longer sentences than women. They don't get periods."
"She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe"
"What's a life without units? Unmeasurable."
"What is an MRI's favorite music? Metal"
"Everyone stop writing movies. Hollywood is just going to make every movie again every 13 years until we all die"
"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."
"Man gets arrested by female police officer A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The man replies, ""Boobs!"""
"The only lie Republicans haven't told about Obama is he's white."
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