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Joke of the Day

"How many letters can you wear on your feet? 10 E's"

"Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes but in the morning I'll be sober !"

"I wonder if when a porn shop owner gets married, he accidentally tapes over his porn with wedding footage"

"Fuck you, Mike's. It's not ""Lemonade for Grownups,"" it's Beer for Babies."

"If you are over 40, it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile? ""To the Batmobile!"""

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."

"What did the male computer say to the female computer? He said: ""Ay gurl, I'd like to put my twisted-pair cable into your RJ45 jack so I can fill you up with my sweet, sweet data frames""."

"What do male Jews say when they see an attractive female? Challah at your boy"

"What a tense, tense day 4/19 was. Maybe tomorrow, somehow, will be a little mellower."