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Joke of the Day

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"

"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"

"[1st time on phone with a girl] I've got butterflies in my stomach It's so cute that you're nervous [eating 2nd bowl of butterflies] huh?"

"I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!"

"I was bored at work yesterday, so I gave a colleague a clock and told him to give it to someone else. I had to do something to pass the time."

"Kids from '00 won't get this... Childhood"

"(NSWF) Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny? He heard little boys pants were 50% off..."

"Santa is nearby... I can sense his presents"

"Chelsea asks Hilary to dinner 100k for a meet-and-greet, 250 to say hello and 400,000 for dinner."

"I would complain about the siren of an ambulance even if I was in the back of it."